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-rob-
05.03.2003 - 10:14
During a propaganda tour of the U.S., George Bush visits a school to talk about his government's policies. When he is finished he asks for questions, Bob's hand pops up.

Mr. President, I have three questions:
1. How did you win the elections even though you got less votes?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any evidence?
3. Wouldn't you agree that the bombing of Hiroshima was the largest terrorist attack ever ?

Just then the bell rang for break and everyone left the classroom. When the break was over, President Bush asked for questions and this time Joey raised his hand.

Mr. President, I have five questions:
1. How did you win the elections even though you got less votes?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any evidence?
3. Wouldn't you agree that the bombing of Hiroshima was the largest terrorist attack ever ? 4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes before it usually does ?
5. Where's Bob ?
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deathjester
05.03.2003 - 11:48
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har har :)
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richard
05.03.2003 - 14:13
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Hiroshima; did you ever need proof of the saying 'history is written by the winners'?

Of course it wasn't terrorism(!)
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richard
05.03.2003 - 14:14
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p.s. nice to see you back on the forums, Rob, where ya been recently?
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deathjester
05.03.2003 - 14:59
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hes been NAUGHTY and got caught i reckon.

Slammed in the NAUGHTY box and left to rot, with only half a jelly baby per day for rations.

NAUGHTY!
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richard
05.03.2003 - 16:00
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What flavour? You can live for longer if you eat the orange ones, because there's slightly more vitamin C.
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-rob-
05.03.2003 - 17:11
you were all talking about politics and wars and stuff which I know nothing about and have no interest in. So I just kinda kept quiet :)
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richard
05.03.2003 - 19:01
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Actually, I kinda noticed that too, so I haven't been contributing much recently either!

<must make an effort to start new conversations>
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